Monthly Archives: March 2011

Hubris calls Toc the Last Man

I am Hubris the Great. At my current job at the BK Lounge – i.e., Burger King – I have received an unwanted promotion from janitor to line-cook, or, as I like to refer to the task, Absorbing Grease Through … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Hubris does push-ups

I am Hubris the Great. Virago has been pleading with me to, please, become a member at her gym so that I can become as buff in body as I already am in mind as well as in spirit, as … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Hubris watches “Glee”

I am Hubris the Great. Virago is my queen, my muse, my ride to work at Burger King. She is wraith-like in the legendary sense of Guinevere after a few months hitting the crack-pipe, though my darling has been off … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Hubris on Charlie Sheen

My name is Hubris the Great. Last night, at my job at Burger King (having deigned to do manual labor for only employers bearing regal names), I was executing coup déjà lance with my mop, like Cyrano de Bergerac eviscerating … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Hubris works (for a brief moment) at TGIF

I am Hubris the Great, and I have been mopping floors at the local Burger King for the last two weeks because my last employer, TGIF, did not appreciate the superior idea I gave them concerning the use of urine … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

An Intro to Hubris the Great

My name is Hubris the Great, and that’s an understatement. My mission is to alter society through the force of my vast mind, as, with megalomania stuffed tongue in cheek, I assume that my inferiors – i.e., the rest of … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment