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Hubris weighs in on bin Laden’s death
I am Hubris the Great – just ask me. It took the full extent of my greatness to guide my dearest Virago through the past week. I may have hinted to my readers that the love of my life and … Continue reading
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Hubris trains to punch in the face of Donald Trump
I am Hubris the Great. You, my disciples, my supplicants, my readers, should remember that Virago had bought me three personal training sessions at her gym, Eternal Fitness and Beyond – and that I surprised my dearest love by not … Continue reading
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Hubris disses Saints and Sainthood
I am Hubris the Great, and sometimes people – in particular, those automatons who breathe heavily when watching TV – do not understand that there is a method to my scintillating madness. There are some who ask Virago why she, … Continue reading
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Hubris wonders about the “good guy in the locker room”
I am Hubris the Great…but sometimes even I am at a loss to understand the American zeitgeist. I have overheard – on more than one occasion, come to think of it – a phrase that seems like a compliment from … Continue reading
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Hubris expounds on five important plants
I am Hubris the Great, and if I have not yet proven to my readers that my neural network is capable of making more connections than a glad-handing politician with perfect teeth and no inner compass, then allow me to … Continue reading
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Hubris calls Toc the Last Man
I am Hubris the Great. At my current job at the BK Lounge – i.e., Burger King – I have received an unwanted promotion from janitor to line-cook, or, as I like to refer to the task, Absorbing Grease Through … Continue reading
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Hubris does push-ups
I am Hubris the Great. Virago has been pleading with me to, please, become a member at her gym so that I can become as buff in body as I already am in mind as well as in spirit, as … Continue reading
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Hubris watches “Glee”
I am Hubris the Great. Virago is my queen, my muse, my ride to work at Burger King. She is wraith-like in the legendary sense of Guinevere after a few months hitting the crack-pipe, though my darling has been off … Continue reading
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Hubris on Charlie Sheen
My name is Hubris the Great. Last night, at my job at Burger King (having deigned to do manual labor for only employers bearing regal names), I was executing coup déjà lance with my mop, like Cyrano de Bergerac eviscerating … Continue reading
Hubris works (for a brief moment) at TGIF
I am Hubris the Great, and I have been mopping floors at the local Burger King for the last two weeks because my last employer, TGIF, did not appreciate the superior idea I gave them concerning the use of urine … Continue reading
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